Crime and courts correspondent Dan files this report,"Power outage closes Collin County Outhouse" ... Collin County Outhouse administrators say the power to the municipal pay-toilet was shorted out by Lefty's shorts going A/C-D/C at the same time.
In other news:
http://www.trentonian.com/
"Police are searching for a suspect who stole $30 worth of men’s underwear Sunday from a Dollar General store on Route 1."
The unidentified alleged thief, identified as Lefty, told police he was trying to return some defective underwear he bought earlier in the day...He said he wanted to exchange them because when he got home, he found out somebody had taken a dump in them...
It was later determined that Lefty collects undies as a hobby...Part of the hobbyists collection is shown below...
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It was later determined that Lefty collects undies as a hobby...Part of the hobbyists collection is shown below...
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