Sunday, October 5, 2014

Stolen Timex watches recovered inside women’s vaginas at Las Vegas hotel...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/stolen-watches-recovered-women-vaginas-cops-article-1.1922110

Inspector RHM of INTERPOOF reports that the charges have been dropped against the three women as victim Lefty suddenly remembered that the watches may have come off while he was searching for his lost dentures after a romantic interlude with the three...Lefty said he met the three women outside his room at the Las Vegas Notell Motel while attending the Timex collectors' convention...

Although he could not produce receipts for the watches, Lefty claimed they were given him by grateful clients at a prominent South Houston bath house where he is employed as a towel boy...In order to crack the case, Inspector RHM also tapped the talents of a well known retired Utah police officer who was in town to finalize details on his newest Coors distributorship...

Two of the retired officer's wives are shown below...

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