The HATV (Hobby Airport TransVestites) network reality show had a harrowing experience as they made their debut in the Buenos Aires bath house district..."Top Queer"s producer RHM says the intent was to improve relations between poofters on both continents, but the actions of a careless towel boy gained all the attention...
RHM said in his statement, "We knew there would be a language barrier, but we forgot to factor in the stupidity barrier when we chose the towel boys for the trip"...He added that the entire incident is still under review by the State Department's ambassador to the international poofter community, and he couldn't mention the name of the offending towel boy, who has been code-named "Lefty" to protect his innocence, if any...
The trouble began when "Lefty" approached a local lesbian asking if it was true that "Buenos Aires" means "good blowjob"...Since the sequence was being filmed on a nude beach, he then asked her to check his sunblock lotion for full coverage because the South American sun shines at a different angle from his homeland...
She then noticed his obvious interest was rising quickly, and became incensed that he would so blatantly ignore local customs and protocol...With his poor language skills and no translator nearby, he thought she had asked him to smoke some of the indigenous aromatic herbs grown locally...
At this point the lesbian's enraged girlfriend, a Falklands War veteran who is allowed to wear a Union Jack mask over his/her face, angrily approached "Lefty" and slapped him across the face...The incident was captured by a news photographer and is shown below...
Following the ensuing melee, the entire production team was escorted to the airport, and after being debriefed, were then deported..."Lefty" is being detained separately as a local poofter court found him responsible for the incident, and ordered him to community service in the custody of the lesbian bath house contingent until they are satisfied that the damage is paid for...
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