Saturday, October 4, 2014

Bath House Authorizes Unionsuit Against Towelboy Lefty...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/30/boehner-obama-lawsuit_n_5635416.html

Citing numerous air quality and human rights violations, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has authorized sanctions against Lefty for storing leftover breakfast burritos along with the mustard & onion sandwiches his mom packs for him under the trap door of his union suit...

Senior men's room attendant, RHM, has testified his tips have been cut in half since Lefty started changing into his uniform thong and hanging his union suit in the toilet stall of the poofters' powder room...Said RHM, "I even had to start smoking El Producto cigars again to cover up the smell, and still I get complaints"...

RHM said a deal is in the works to let Lefty change in the lesbians' douche and enema parlor if a zoning change can be made to allow them to keep the windows open 24 hours a day in the environmentally sensitive neighborhood..

Pictured below is RHM's personal favorite...

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