Since Lefty's tail has been handled by more poofters than anyone else, he was the logical choice for passing around in this worthy charity drive...Lefty has long noted the absence of hair below the belts of most lesbians, and is determined to see each of them fitted with a merkin...
After the lesbos choose a style and color from RHM's male lingerie boutique (rugmuncher division), Lefty will personally fit the device to their crotches and part it on whichever side the lesbian chooses...He also offers a monthly maintenance service in which he will inspect for insects, clip off any offending dingleberries, reapply Gorilla Glue and do a combover for any bald spots...
Lefty is often asked how his own merkin stays in place during an active day in the bath house since he uses no glue or staples...He says his secret is to ensure a tight fit over the shaft, then hang a half-dozen Krispy Kreme donuts over it to keep it tight...
It also provides a handy snack since he usually works in the nude, and doesn't always have time for a coffee break...Shown below is the popular "Union Jack" style from RHM's crotch toupee catalog...
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