Festival Director Lefty urges all participants to sign up for the games early...Both amateur and professional salad-tossers may compete for prizes...
This year, says Lefty, a special division has been added for lesbians with strap-on devices...All contestants must pass a rigorous physical and provide proof of medical insurance coverage...
A debriefing conference will be held this afternoon for all contestants as Lefty will personally inspect their briefs...Lefty regrets to announce the pole vaulting exhibition has been discontinued since last year's tragic incident in which Lefty was forced to accept early retirement from the games as a participant...
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