Long known for his pari-mutuel gambling operation during the cockroach races in South Houston bath house locker rooms, entrepreneur Lefty has ventured into the high stakes world of downtown Conroe for his latest venture...Incarcerated briefly on a vagrancy charge in the Conroe jail, Lefty commented that the town was so dull he saw men betting on which restroom stall would be open next at the local bus station...
Seeing the immediate interest generated by his remark, he launched a new oddsmaking enterprise at the Dave Grubb Pay Toilet facility, gambling on which client would need to renew his time on the coin-operated stall meters...Lefty ran afoul of the law when a client noticed some the meters seemed to be out of time...
A sting operation was put into effect with undercover midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny of Precinct 0 in charge...She was chosen because her short stature enabled her to peek under the doors to verify the "one customer to a stall" rule without bending over...
She quickly found evidence of meter-tampering, and after losing several bets at the $2.00 window, she arrested Lefty on charges of operating a casino without proper ventilation and distribution of counterfeit Charmin...Arraignment is set for Tuesday and odds are 3-1 against Lefty securing bail from his daddy's company, Swifty's All Night Bail Bond, Repo & Payday Loan Service...
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