Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced findings from his year long expedition in the wild jungles of Lezzania...Noting reports of early death from lonely lady baboons living in the wild, the professor discovered many of them cohabitating with other lesbian baboons...
The professor also found an absence of male baboons in this sparsely populated land, and soon found that the lady baboons had an overpowering attraction to him...So much so that he found himself a virtual prisoner in a vine-covered treehouse cell where he received almost constant affection from the now bisexual apes...
After his subsequent escape and hasty return to his safer laboratories in the Hobby Airport area, Professor Lefty stated he will spend some time recovering under the secure care of his new girlfriend, midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny, and will be spending his recovery time teaching new classes in bedroom techniques while hanging from a tree limb...
New evidence points out that the former male baboon population of Lezzania has inexplicably migrated to neighboring Faggonia...Professor Lefty says that his assistant, Dr. RHM, will soon be departing for an in-depth study of the causes of the sudden shift in male baboon demographics...
One of Prof. Lefty's baboon captors is seen below in footage from a local treecam...
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