Medical update...

Dr. Tchytz of the Hobby Airport Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop reports that Lefty has become afflicted with a painful case of curvature of the right wrist combined with Chicken Finger Syndrome (pictured below)...He is currently receiving occupational therapy from an ambidextrous as well as bisexual team of lesbian specialists and they are instructing Lefty on using his left hand so that he might resume a normal, productive sex life...

We are told that Lefty has applied for Worker's Compensation since this is a job related injury...

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