Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory whose study of moons is unequaled anywhere, has finished his study of the odd shape of Earth's moon and presented his conclusions...The bulge in the moon has baffled science ever since Archimedes noticed it through a hole in the roof of an ancient Greek bath house he frequented...
Archimedes always pointed it out to visiting Greek astronomers, and while they were studying it he accidentally backed into them while retrieving his dropped bar of soap...Archimedes was less known for his social skills than his scientific prowess...
According to Dr. Lefty, the bulge was placed on the moon as an offering to the gods by early alien poofters who visited our solar system...Their gods were always represented as carrying a large potato under their tunics, hoping to impress the lesbian goddesses...
Dr. Lefty stated, "Ancient homo gods were sacred to early poofters, and sacrifices of sliced potatoes dropped into boiling oil were often made to appease them"...Dr. Lefty also found that the Greek temple called the Parthenon was converted by the Romans to a fast-food dining hall for their gladiators who found the smell of the frying potatoes to be inspiring...
Shown below, the twin arches which were originally clad in gold are said to symbolize "fast food" for the traveling Roman gladiators...
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