Prof. Lefty also called for a fresh supply of corncobs, and a recycling bin for discarded potatoes...Pictured below is the boardroom including Prof. Lefty's suggestions...
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Sunday, October 5, 2014
Lefty elected...
Noting his long tenure and even longer schlong, the chancellors' committee of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has elected Professor Lefty to its Board of Regents...Upon being seated on the board, the ever alert professor suggested cutting some holes in the board and placing buckets under the holes so that business can still be conducted even in times of emergency...
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