The Hobby Airport Cab Company regrets to announce the termination of popular cab driver, Lefty...After repeatedly failing to meet new body odor standards required by the Parker Administration, the company felt it had no choice but to let Lefty go...
The problem seemed to be worsened by Lefty's habit of carrying his lunch, a large baked russet potato loaded with sour cream, Vidalia onions and Sicilian garlic butter in his pants, allegedly to keep it warm...Unfortunately the odor brought complaints from passengers, even poofters from whom Lefty collected tips in the back seat...
Pictured below is an unhappy passenger exiting former driver Lefty's cab...
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