The man who allegedly filmed women in a state park shower has offered some conflicting stories to explain his presence in the facility while wearing only mismatched shower clogs and a ball cap reading "Director"...The suspect, who answers only to Lefty, at first claimed he was a park employee who was handing out free towels to the naked ladies...
The towels all turned out to be reported stolen from a nearby Motel 6 maid's laundry cart, but at least were clean...The maid says she saw a strange man in a raincoat lurking near her cart who repeatedly asked her whether she spoke English...The maid said she reported the man to the front desk by phone in one of the empty guest's rooms, and when she returned to her cart, all the fresh towels were missing...
"Lefty" then told police he was a Hollywood scout who was there on a recruiting assignment to find actresses for an upcoming documentary titled "Hot Babes of Hobby Airport Recreation Dept."...The only identification he could produce were some handwritten (and misspelled) business cards which seemed to written on the backs of other business cards which had been reported taken along with some packets of hot sauce from the cashier's desk at a local Taco Bell...
The investigation was turned over to a newly hired part-time park ranger who identified herself as Deputy Dumpy Bunny, a midget lesbian who also took custody of Lefty's recording equipment, which seemed to be an older cell phone which had video capability...Deputy Bunny promised a thorough investigation which she said would include a strip search and body cavity search of the suspect, of whom she seemed to have prior knowledge...
Lefty's only other possession seems to be an empty plastic Hamm's beer six-pack holder which he claimed he was holding for the deposit...Shown below is the initial questioning of suspect Lefty...
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