Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced a startling new study which reveals the origin of gays...While excavating the world's oldest known bath house in what is called the "birthplace of homos," his crack team of scientists have unearthed evidence of feathered dinosaurs bearing remarkable resemblance to feathered marchers in modern "gay pride" parades...
Prof. Lefty theorizes that as the Ice Age advanced to freeze out the gay reptiles, they formed rudimentary shelters which evolved into the first bath houses...Eventually as their wealth accumulated due to the fact they didn't have to pay alimony or child support, the evolving poofters bought large tracts of what is now San Francisco, built bigger bath houses and invested in Democrat politicians...
Although this research has temporarily sidetracked Prof. Lefty's primary scholarly field of the origins of lesbian nudist potato farmers, he has pledged the full efforts of his assistant, Dr. RHM, as long as the research grant from the Obama administration holds out to keep them supplied with burritos and Hamm's beer...
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