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In a scene reminiscent of his tragic incident on the "Naked Chef" cooking show, in which he tried unsuccessfully to flip three fried eggs in three iron skillets simultaneously, with the aid of duct tape, popular towel boy Lefty has sustained more injuries as a result of his stunt attempted on the cable television program, "Mountain Men"...
As we know the show features burly mountain men who live alone in the mountains subsisting on only what they can accomplish on their own...In this episode, Lefty was attempting to saw through a 12" log with his sponsor-furnished Husqvarna chainsaw with both hands handcuffed behind his back, again with the aid of duct tape...
Lefty's faith in Gorilla brand duct tape was well placed as the chain saw stayed in place, but he did not count on the amorous attention of the lonely mountain man who was filming the stunt...As the naked Lefty was approaching the bottom of his cut through the log, mountain man "Bearclaw" Longmember lost control of his libido, and putting the camera down on a stump, approached Lefty from the rear one inch at a time...
The surprised Lefty lost control of the saw, and both halves of the 12" log slammed together as he rose, coming together forcefully on his scrotum...Lefty will be listed on the cast's disabled list for the remainder of the season, or until he is able once again to sit without the aid of a sawhorse...
"Bearclaw" was reprimanded for the incident, and will have his name removed from the cast credits at the end of the episode...Fortunately for cable subscribers, the entire incident was caught on video by the camera and will be included in the "blooper reel" on the show's DVD available at the end of the season...
Shown below are two mountain butch lesbos in a contest to determine who will be on top in the upcoming "threesome log roll" event...
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