With the pending cultural exchange between US and Chinese bath houses coming soon, UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty sees great advantages in learning from each other...He explains, "The Chinese have worldwide experience in laundry operations, and we can expect to learn much from them about towel folding, but history tells us their cheap homos are clueless about tipping"...
Ambassador Lefty says the plan is to bring Chinese towel boys and laundry men to established US bath houses, such as the prestigious Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, while sending veteran men's room attendants and lesbian hot tub assistants to their government-run steamrooms such as the Beijing People's Poofter Collective to advance educational understanding between the nations...The ambassador says the Chinese have chosen internationally known towel boy, Lef Ti, to lead their delegation, while the US poofters will send senior men's room attendant RHM, and lesbian nude oil-wrestling champion Mazola McLeglock to head the American homo contingent...
The ambassador added, "I'm sure our towel boys can learn plenty about locker room pilferage from Lef Ti, since he manages to live a flamboyant lifestyle on his 780 Yuan a month allowance, which amounts to enough to buy a stale Chinese chili burrito...And the Chinese can benefit from RHM's vast knowledge of adding that personal touch to the poofters' men's room needs to get that extra bit of loose change in their tip jars"...
The Ambassador also revealed that he will be accompanying Ms. McLeglock as she tries to teach the Chinese lesbians new techniques in making their skin glisten with oil in their nude yoga classes...Ambassador Lefty added, "I'll be there strictly as an observer, although I may manage to get a little hands-on experience for myself; anything to improve international relations"...
US Chief of Bath House Security, Big "Tiny" Balsac, is scheduled to lead a protection detail for the delegation if long-range monitoring of his court-ordered ankle monitor can be worked out between the two governments...Midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny, on assignment to the Hobby Airport Poofter Police, has volunteered to be handcuffed to Mr. Balsac for the duration of the visit to assure his behavior...
Shown below is one of the innovative tip jars expected to be shown by RHM to Chinese bath house employees eager to learn US techniques...
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