In another embarrassing blow to bath house Chief of Security, Big "Tiny" Balsac, another fence jumper has made the news...In a hastily called press conference, Mr. Balsac admitted, "We can't possibly cover every inch of the perimeter barrier when some horny towel boy decides he wants a peak at the lesbos on his lunch break"...
He referred to the privacy fence topped with concertina wire and lined with mine emplacements which separates the lesbians from the poofters at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Balsac explained, "I thought the mines were a good deterrent until some enterprising towel boy copied the emplacement map and sold copies to all the laundry personnel"...
The towel boy he mentioned, whose name was not released but is thought to be long-time employee Lefty, is only one of many who enjoys watching the nudist lesbian yoga classes during his frequent breaks...In this instance, a sharp-eyed part-time midget security guard spotted an eyeball peeping through a freshly drilled hole in the lesbian shower room, and was able to reach up and poke the offender with her PR-24 baton, thereby marking him for identification...
Mr. Balsac praised the quick action by newly hired Deputy Dumpy Bunny on assignment to the Hobby Airport Poofter Police, saying apprehension of the culprit should be quick work now...Balsac explained that although the offender lost his jockey shorts on the concertina wire topping the fence, the resulting leak-down left a clear trail back to the towel boys' locker room...
He further stated that although his highly trained K9 team balked at the idea of tracking the suspect by smell (pictured below), he should be able to easily spot the suspect by the fresh black eye administered by the midget lesbian deputy...Balsac added, "It may be considered torture in some places, but I can get a confession from him in less than a minute if the deputy questions him in that whiny, annoying voice of hers"...
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