Conroe social news - engagement...

Social event correspondent Dan reports, "At a swank party at the Motel 6 the guests came in full-dress, unfortunately Lefty's dress got caught in the toilet seat and caused him to download. All the Conroe poofters were in attendance at this party in which Lefty announced his engagement. The bride-to-be, Prunella Pinchloaf, wore the new 'Designer Depends'. Best man Mayor Parker wore loggers shoes and a jock-strap. After the wedding the couple plans to live in Patton Village where Lefty runs the towel concession at the municipal bath house and pay-toilet."

Update: Unfortunately the wedding party ended at the Conroe jail where Lefty was taken for groping the lesbian waitress:

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/02/wedding-brawl-in-pittsburgh-after-groom-allegedly-gropes-pregnan/20955631/

A Precinct 0 lesbian deputy constable was also arrested after being found under the bridal gown...In her statement the midget deputy claimed to have been hired by the wedding planner, RHM, to hold up the gown's train, and she mistakenly thought she was supposed to "pull a train" with the groomsmen...

Mayor Parker avoided being charged in the melee after being observed hiding three cucumbers from the wedding buffet table in her purse by claiming diplomatic immunity...

The deputy is shown below in a publicity still from her off-duty job as a pole-polisher at the New Caney House of Horizontal Refreshment...

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