Popular towel boy for the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, Lefty, says the much talked about "Bitcoin" is old news around his locker room...States Lefty, "I always bite every nickel and dime these fat homos put in the tip jar to make sure they're real...You'd be surprised how many of these cheap bastards throw in washers and NYC bus tokens...Hey, why are you writing this down?"...
Lefty then passes the "bit coins" down the line to his brother, men's room attendant RHM, who then licks each coin insuring that nobody will stick his hand in the jar to steal the tip money...RHM says, "Gosh, I stay so busy servicing our clientele with soap-on-a-rope and assorted toiletries, that I just don't have time to guard the tip jar against those less-than-honest hot tub managers...Since I started licking the 'bit coins', we haven't lost a penny"...
Bath house stock analysts predict a great future for "bit coins" as the idea catches on in the gay and lesbian entertainment industry...
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