Lifestyle correspondent Dan reports on Lefty's stylish new tattoo...Dan says,
"According to Lefty's girlfriend, professional nude oil-wrestler Mazola McLeglock, the stylish needlework was done by an itinerant, door-to-door tattoo artist in exchange for some personal services...Ms. McLeglock states that Lefty was passed out drunk over the back of her couch at the time, and she figured, 'why not?'..."
Editor's note: Afterwards, Ms. McLeglock had a big "W" tattooed on each of her cheeks...Now when she takes a bow in the ring it reads "WOW"...Lefty himself didn't know he had been inked until he went on duty at the bath house wearing his thong and heard snickering behind him...
Lefty reports that if the stinging sensation fails to go away before he changes into his winter long-handles, he may work with the flap lowered for ventilation...
In the video below, Lefty is still wearing his summer thong uniform...
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