The bizarre incident which occurred at the popular Braniff Street attraction, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, allegedly began when angry towel boy, Lefty, began shouting and cursing poofters who departed the locker room without leaving anything in the tip jar...
Lefty explained his displeasure, "This is the thanks I get for helping these fat homos get their equipment dried off when they can't reach it themselves...Some of them even think the tip jar is a cuspidor for their Red Man chew"...
One of the bath house's clients spoke anonymously, "We just don't have anything left for tips because of the locker room pilferage that goes on while we're in the hot tubs and massage rooms...Security chief, Big 'Tiny' Balsac, told me he can't be everywhere at once, but the only place I ever see him is at the peephole into the nude lesbian yoga class"...
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