In a tragedy of unheard of proportions, the annual June mass wedding on the courthouse steps led by the Reverend Ernest has been cancelled as all 200 of the mail order brides have died in a tragic accident on their way to their nuptials from Oregon...Director Lefty of the federally funded Sheep And Goat Love Organization (SAGLO) has dispatched grief counselors for the distraught grooms...
As this was to be Reverend Ernest's main income for the year, he has applied to the Obama administration for disaster relief funds...
Below in a publicity still from Reverend Ernest's website, a bride and her bridesmaids prepare for the happy event...
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