"The 27-year-old actress opened up about the handwritten "sex list" that revealed 36 men she's allegedly hooked up with over the years."
Said Ms. Lohan, "It didn't hurt me that some of the men on the list had subsequently undergone sex change operations, but the fact that Lefty was included on the list, not just once but twice, I was so ashamed"...Her publicist explained that the actress has entered the cloistered nudist lesbian nuns convent at the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity as her penance for the humiliation...
Monsignor RHM explained, "We hope her penance will remove the stigma of shame that hovers above her as a result of confessing her sexual liaison with Lefty"...Her publicist also apologized to her fans and family for the embarrassing incident, "We have all come to hold Ms. Lohan to a higher standard than this"...
Below is a poster advertising the proposed film based on Ms. Lohan's convent experiences...
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