"The Poofter-American Coalition, an anti-defamation group that includes multiple homo/lesbo organizations, expressed dismay and disgust with the airing of the recent AFLAC commercial, depicting the kidnapping of the iconic AFLAC Duck by characters that are clearly meant to portray Poofter-Americans in a bad light."
The coalition's representative, Lefty, says the commercial depicts the duck becoming intoxicated in a South Houston gay bar and then being abducted to a Braniff Street bath house where he is seen drunkenly dropping bars of soap in a shower room filled with laughing homos...The duck is next seen being thrown out of the bath house by an effeminate looking towel boy...
Said Lefty, "The inaccuracies shown in the commercial are astounding...In the first place, the duck still had his wallet and wristwatch when being ejected...A real towel boy would never have made that oversight"...Lefty did give credit to the duck's distinctive waddle, saying all homos walk like that when they leave a bath house...
RHM who produced and directed the commercial stated that he went to great pains to see to it the towels, soap bars and shower clogs were all color-coordinated...Said RHM, "I thought it was all tastefully and accurately done, although the casting department should have hired a more manly looking towel boy"...
Pictured is the duck taking his tip back from the towel boys' tip jar...
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