Inspector Lefty of INTERPOOF, the international gay crime agency, has initiated a "Lavender Alert" in the disappearance of Norwegian fugitive poofter, Ifar Toften...Being on permanent assignment in the apprehension of Mr. Toften, Inspector Lefty has been monitoring his activities through the comments section in a large metropolitan newspaper...
The inspector's investigation shows that Mr. Toften's astute commentaries on the daily news stories ceased shortly before the appearance of a new commentator named Schitt.Rumpney...At this time foul play is not suspected, although foul odors have been reported in the vicinity of Mr. Toften as well as Inspector Lefty...
According to INTERPOOF's news release, "Updates will be issued in the future as Inspector Lefty collects more evidence as well as bribes in this baffling case"...In addition, the Inspector's trusted internet sleuth, Detective RHM, has been tirelessly searching all known gay porn sites on the trail of Ifar Toften...
Pictured below is the only known photo of Inspector Lefty and Ifar Toften together clowning with sissyweight prizefighter RHM...
The inspector's investigation shows that Mr. Toften's astute commentaries on the daily news stories ceased shortly before the appearance of a new commentator named Schitt.Rumpney...At this time foul play is not suspected, although foul odors have been reported in the vicinity of Mr. Toften as well as Inspector Lefty...
According to INTERPOOF's news release, "Updates will be issued in the future as Inspector Lefty collects more evidence as well as bribes in this baffling case"...In addition, the Inspector's trusted internet sleuth, Detective RHM, has been tirelessly searching all known gay porn sites on the trail of Ifar Toften...
Pictured below is the only known photo of Inspector Lefty and Ifar Toften together clowning with sissyweight prizefighter RHM...
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