Friday, September 26, 2014

Obama Aims to Close Underwear Gap for Poofters With Executive Odors...


During his recent trip to get out the vote (and get out his dong) at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, President Obama noticed strong executive odors coming from a gap in his White House issued Fruit of the Looms while disrobing in the locker room before joining the frivolities in the hot tub area...A sharp-eyed towel boy named Lefty noted that the gap seemed to have occurred following the $1,000 a plate fundraising luncheon for homeless gay congressmen which the President had attended at the local Taco Bell...

The embarrassing problem was quickly solved as Lefty removed the odor eater from one of his shower clogs and strategically placed it to cover the gap in the presidential skivvies...Mr. Obama was pleased with the results, and as he passed the locker room tip jar, he promised to bring Lefty a souvenir ash tray from the Senate Men's room when he returns to campaign for a third term as President...

In other news, Secret Service agents have launched a probe into the disappearance of the First Lady's purse while receiving the blessings of the Mother Posterior of the nudist lesbian nun enclave at the nearby Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity...The chief eunuch, Monsignor RHM, is said to be cooperating with the investigation...

Pictured below is the pay-per-view observation deck of the nudist lesbian nun enclave operated by Father Lefty of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity...

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