Sunday, September 28, 2014

Underwear-clad woman accused of attacking neighbor, burglarizing home...

http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/courier/news/underwear-clad-woman-accused-of-attacking-neighbor-burglarizing-home/article_99b4601d-3313-5882-8ea1-0b1641e99dbd.html


The woman, tentatively identified as Splendora resident Prunella Pinchloaf, could not immediately explain why the underwear she had on were not her own, but were a pair of Hanes economy briefs reported stolen by Lefty and a training bra reported missing by his brother, RHM...Neither poofter could be reached for comment...

"She allegedly entered the home dressed only in a bra and panties and entered the bathroom, where she proceeded to shave her pubic area, said Fitzgerald...."

She insisted that the shaving was a prescribed treatment by Dr. Tchytz of the Hobby Airport Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop for a particularly stubborn case of pubic scorpions she contracted following a date with Lefty...

Seen below is Ms. Pinchloaf following her release from the Hobby Airport Jail after posting bond...She is wearing a jail-issued muumuu in a lesbo print...

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