The internet is abuzz with chatter today as President Obama stepped off his rainbow-painted VW bus, dubbed Poofter One, and raised his beer mug in return of the salute offered by the transgendered reception committee awaiting him on the tarmac...The President was on hand at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium to gain support for his new "you ask, I'll tell" policy to increase gay presence in the nation's military...
Former towel boy Lefty, the President's recently appointed liaison to the LGTU (Lesbian, Gay, Transgendered, Undecided) community, explained, "The President was baked from the Tijuana Gold joint in his left hand, and the pre-op shemale representatives were so homely, he became a little confused...So he just raised the Hamm's beer mug in his right hand in their honor...No slur was intended, I assure you"...
After entering the bath house and getting a cold shower and rubdown to sober up, the President attended the high-level conference wearing his customary bullet-proof towel...Amid cheers from the approving crowd, Mr. Obama assured the attendees that his new policy for the military would mean no boots on the ground, but more boots under the bunks in the barracks...
Advisor Lefty pledged his support to the nudist lesbians in attendance, and promised to be available to them to discuss any problems either one-on-one, or in threesomes...Shown below, the tranny committee awaits the arrival of the presidential bus...
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