Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Neanderthal Poofters Ate Their Wedgies, Based on Poop Analysis...

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-25/neanderthals-ate-their-veggies-based-on-poop-analysis.html

Just like fun-loving gays in today's world, neanderthal poofters enjoyed giving each other wedgies, according to Professor Lefty of the Institute For Advanced Lesbian Studies...The professor made the discovery while excavating a prehistoric bath house...

Said Professor Lefty, "These homos all wore leopardskin Fruit-of-the-Looms and apparently went around pulling each other's undies up over their heads just like modern-day poofters...What was surprising was to find evidence that they then ate the wedgies in some sort of tribal ritual"...

The professor has attributed this strange practice to a lack of pizza delivery businesses in the prehistoric world...


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