In an obvious bid to legitimize his own fugitive status, Norwegian poofter, Ifar Toften, has entered preliminary talks with international fertilizer producers to create a worldwide conglomerate...Toften has long sought a way to have pending morals charges against him dropped, but has only succeeded so far in dropping his pants...
In doing so, it has been noted by observers that his fertilizer production is prodigious...Seeing a possible pathway to freedom, Toften has sought out other high volume producers in bath houses around the globe where he has sought refuge...
The only other producers which can match his output are said to be centered around a well known poofter bath house in the Hobby Airport area where two brothers continually produce loads which sometimes stagger the available transportation and delivery systems...
Talks are now stalled over storage locations for the overflow production, but one of the brothers, Lefty, thinks he has a solution...Says CFO Lefty, "There's a smelly old dude who lives next door that's so used to his own odor he won't even notice a few extra piles in his back yard...And his babe of a daughter might even see it as an improvement"...
Lefty is said to be in closed-door negotiations with Houston's lesbo Mayor Parker to have the area rezoned for long term storage purposes...
Seen below, laborers in Toften's Jamaican facility work diligently to keep up with current production...
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