Monday, September 29, 2014

Skin it...


Medical correspondent Dan reports from the hospital, "Man charged with stealing human skin from hospital" ...Lefty, who was in the hospital for his assteroids, says he took the skin to fix his pee-pee which had callouses on it from playing with it. The doctors also found two potatoes in his underwear.

Update: Unfortunately the poofter ward where Lefty was treated had to be quarantined due to an outbreak of potato blight...


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