"In a major blow to the South Houston Foreskins, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on Wednesday canceled six federal trademarks of the “South Houston Foreskins” team name because it was found to be “disparaging” to native poofters."
RHM, manager of the male lingerie boutique at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, cheered the move and announced a "half-off" sale on formal codpieces today in celebration...Said RHM, "That means the sales clerks will wear their thongs half-off, but the prices are the same"...
Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies had this to say, "As long as they don't mess with the Green Bay Fudge Packers until after Sunday's game, I'm OK with it...I've got money on that game"...
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