The annual late spring May Day poofter parade will be diverted away from Braniff Street today due to a major gas leak...So far investigators have found no connection to the 2-for-1 breakfast burrito sale at the nearby Taco Bell...
Mayor Parker apologizes for any inconvenience, and assures attendees that Lefty will provide the traditional May Pole...
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