Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory has announced a breakthrough in undergarment research...This is not to be confused with Dr. Lefty's usual underwear breakthroughs which occur frequently after his lunch at Taco Cabana...
As we know Dr. Lefty has always recommended the Speidel Twist-O-Flex watchband to those poofters who wear their watch on their lower protuberance to allow for expansion during moments of excitement...The drawback occurs when one wishes to remove the watch for battery changes, adjustments for Daylight Savings Time or insertions into uncharted territory...
As Dr. Lefty says, "It's a bitch getting the short hairs caught in the band, or forgetting to take it off in the hot tub"...The new "Android" technology, developed as a byproduct of Preparation H research, enables poofters to leave their watch at home when wearing the new undergarment which announces the time on request in a choice of John Travolta's voice or the classic Rock Hudson baritone...
Dr. Lefty promises new versions soon for incontinent poofters plus a strap-on model for lesbian clients...
Seen below, Dr. Lefty winding his watch...
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