The Brotherhood of Towel Boys & Men's Room Attendants, led by chief lobbyist Lefty, has announced a planned "sit down strike" over the latest technology which they say is designed to take their jobs...Says Lefty, "This is a blatant attempt to dehumanize the bath house experience by removing the personal touch"...
The manufacturer claims that the "personal touch" is what most poofters complain of at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...In a press release they say that coin-operated towel dispensers reduce locker room pilferage by unscrupulous towel boys and do not require a tip for services...In addition to coins, the machines also accept credit and debit cards...
Lefty replied, "Will the machine also test the hot tub temperature for you by dipping its pecker in the water, or wipe off any excess spray from an over-enthusiastic tubmate?"...The sitdown strike is planned for rush hour in the men's room right after the burrito buffet Saturday afternoon...All clients are advised to complete any necessary toilet activities before their lunch...
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