In yet another setback for the Obama administration, the NRA (National Rumprider Alliance) and a coalition of gay Republican senators have joined forces in opposition to the President's choice for Poofter General...NRA spokesmodel and Senate men's room attendant, Lefty, says the clear choice for this cabinet level appointment should be Dr. Tchytz of the Braniff Street Sex Change Clinic & Bait Shop...
Said Lefty in a press conference from his DC jail cell where he is awaiting charges on unrelated issues, "Dr. Tchytz is the only man with the experience poofters demand for this important position...Also could someone check and see if my lawyer, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. is here yet?"...
The President is expected to show his support for his choice while visiting the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium this week to thank hot tub manager, RHM, for his generous campaign contribution from the towel boys' tip jar...
Seen below in a photo op, the President and two Secret Service bodyguards enter the bath house after donning bulletproof thongs...
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