Following the unfortunate incident after last night's bean burrito church supper, Father Lefty of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity announces that the weather forecast will be consulted for thunderstorm activity before the entree is served at future suppers...Also Father Lefty requests donations for new choir robes after the failure of the newly installed blowout preventers...
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