President Obama, whose motorcade was detoured to the Hobby Airport WalMart when the toilet in his limo became clogged after the First Lady used it, had nothing but praise for the improvements made since his last visit...Newly promoted men's room manager, RHM, had a spotless and pine-scented stall waiting for the President on his arrival...
The President noted for the entourage of reporters the new attention to detail including having his pants pressed while he was seated...He remembered not being able to find his wallet after his last visit there, when RHM's brother, Lefty, was still the dayshift attendant...Not having any loose change in his pockets, the President left a 2008 campaign button in the tip jar...
The President also mentioned that the spelling and grammar errors in the graffiti on the walls had been corrected as part of his "No Homo Left Behind" program in the war against poofter ignorance...
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