Tuesday, September 30, 2014

High court strikes Hobby airport 'poofter zone'...

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/06/supreme-court-massachusetts-abortion-buffer-zone-mccullen-v-coakley-108348.html

In a devastating blow to the bath house community the highest court in the land (and getting higher every day) struck down the "poofter zone" established by Houston's lesbo Mayor Parker...The mayor had previously established the entire Hobby Airport area as "straight free" except for a palatial Braniff Street mansion which was grandfathered in because its owner had lived there since the Grover Cleveland administration...

The famed law team of Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. and the Cascade Kitchen Counselor plan to appeal the decision after the completion of their sentences for jury tampering...Meanwhile chief towel boy Lefty of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has pledged to contribute to the mounting legal fund by increasing his pilferage efforts in the clients' locker room...

Pictured below is one of the vicious guard dogs stationed around the zone's perimeter by a concerned Mayor Parker...

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