Investigative reporter Dan dug deep for the truth in this breaking story:
"Texas City dyke closed after barge and ship collide" ... The Texas City dyke, later identified as Mr./Mrs. Belinda Bungstarter, was sunbathing naked and both the barge and ship crews were busy waving their protuberances.
Editorial comment: This was to be expected after Texas City bath houses ceased to be zoned as unisex, and were segregated as lesbo and poofter...
Pictured below, news photographer Lefty approaches some of the Texas City dyke's supporters for their comments...Lefty is wearing beach attire mandated by court order after the unfortunate incident caused by his burrito and Hamm's beer diet...
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