Dr.Tchytz, a founding member of Doctors Without Pants (DWP), has vowed to give up his globetrotting practice and make the Hobby Airport area his permanent home...This decision was initiated in part by a recent court decision restricting his movements to within a hundred yards of his lucrative Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop...
The doctor said being a member of DWP was a big help after his sentencing since getting tight fitting Wranglers over the required ankle monitor would be difficult...Previously Dr. Tchytz kept his passport busy with keeping up with his wealthy fugitive patient, Norwegian poofter Ifar Toften...Mr. Toften has managed to stay ahead of several outstanding INTERPOOF warrants, but cannot outrun his need for treatment of various stubborn venereal diseases...
Mr. Toften will now be able to seek medical help in the open thanks to his diplomatic status gained after his conversion to a Muslim sect devoted to buttsex, and consequent appointment as UN ambassador from the new islamic state of Bendovirntakit...Ambassador Toften has also taken residence in the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, and had its unisex locker room declared as a consulate for his delegation...
In addition he negotiated a deal with Father Lefty of the nearby Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity in which Muslim services for his sect will be conducted in the nude as members bend low over their prayer rugs...Father Lefty was reluctant to dual-purpose his rectory until the ambassador made a love offering with his VISA card at the ATM outside the confessional...
Seen below is Dr. Tchytz clowning with other fun-loving doctors between operations...
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