USDA seeks nominees to the United States Potato Board...

http://www.farmandranchguide.com/news/regional/usda-seeks-nominees-to-the-united-states-potato-board/article_9613eeca-94f5-11e3-9e0d-001a4bcf887a.html

"The board is composed of producers, importers and a pubic member..."

This year's nominee for pubic member is a person chosen for most innovative use of a russet...Bath house towel boy Lefty says he will not leave his home without a large baking-size russet stuffed in the front of his pants...Says Lefty, "Nothing quite impresses the lesbo titty dancers like an oversize package"...

In a related story: Top-down and bottom-up approach needed to conserve potato agrobiodiversity...

http://phys.org/news/2014-02-top-down-bottom-up-approach-potato-agrobiodiversity.html

New Potato Board member Lefty has embarked on a coast-to-coast inspection tour of lesbian farmers where he vows to pull tops down and bottoms up on every American lesbo farmer to insure compliance with new potato standards...

Below: Undated file photo from lesbian farmer's market...

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