Ab and Sub Normal, famous Siamese poofter twins, have cashed in all their saved "bit coins" to pay for a space trip on a virgin, as soon as one can be located...The popular bath house currency had never been used to pay for space travel, and the twosome, who are joined at the navel and share a common pecker, are looking forward to their trip...
A virgin had been located previously, but an unfortunate three-minute meeting with bath house towel boy, Lefty, resulted in a disqualification...As Lefty explained, "It was dark in the laundry room, and I thought I was stuffing towels in the washing machine...How was I to know she wasn't the front-loading Maytag"...
Bitcoin bulletin:
Longtime Hobby Airport resident "Ted" spoke on promise of anonymity:
"Until this morning, Hobby Airport, Texas, was probably best known for its mysterious high-speed internet thefts, and for being at the heart of the U.S.’s largest suburban Asian poofter enclave.
That all changed when a Newsweek reporter apparently tracked down Bitcoin founder Satoshi Nakamoto in a bath house around the corner from mine."Mr. Nakamoto, who prefers his traditional Chinese family name Lef Ti, concocted the idea of "bit coins" when he noticed a towel boy in a nearby bath house always bit his coins to verify their authenticity before dropping them in his tip jar...As Lef Ti explained, "This seem like good way to protect money because pickpockets no touch money after stinky boy have mouth on it"...
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