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High ratings are almost assured for DWTS as sissyweight fighter and poofter boutique owner, RHM, has been signed for the cast...RHM excitedly explained, "I'm just all aglow!...I have to start designing my wardrobe now!...I need to order more lace and glitter today!"...
Although no dance partner for RHM has yet been found, professional nude oil wrestler, Mazola McLeglock, is said to be a strong contender...Mazola's manager/trainer/boyfriend/
Gay porn star and RHM's former ring opponent, Arnold Swollenpecker, is another candidate...Says Arnold, "I know our last meeting turned into a slapfest in the third round, but I think we can be professionals on the dance floor"...
Shown below are two failed competitors who couldn't measure up to poofter standards on the dance floor...
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