Feelings of euphoria over the freeing of captured towel boy, Lefty, by his Turkish captors quickly changed to anger amid allegations that Lefty "switched sides" during his captivity...Lefty had been abducted by members of a Turkish steam room in Pasadena after leaving the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium for his daily Taco Bell lunch break...
His release was arranged following negotiations which included the freedom of five visiting Turkish poofters who refused to pay their bath house dues over a currency exchange dispute...A celebration was planned in the Braniff Street hot tub facility until rumors surfaced that Lefty had entertained a host of lesbians in the nudist swimming facility in Pasadena, and converted them to his beliefs during his captivity...
The enraged poofters of the Hobby Airport community have demanded a full investigation, and have sworn to get to the bottom of the controversy...Lefty's negotiator, Fonda Dix, says these things are to be expected since the bath house membership voted to go unisex...The move was heavily endorsed by the soap-on-a-rope lobbyists...
Shown below is the controversial photographic evidence submitted by embedded lesbo photographer, Trixie LaTush...
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