Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Lefty's girlfriend gets new sponsor...

As we all know, Lefty's latest girlfriend is professional nude oil wrestler Mazola McLeglock...She replaces his former girlfriend and attorney, the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, who was convicted of causing a commotion under the judge's robe in the bribery phase of Lefty's latest trial...She is now doing hard time in the Annise Parker Correctional Institute on Montrose Avenue...

As always Lefty is concerned with maximizing his girlfriend's income, and knows that all wrestlers have commercial sponsors...Most wrestlers sell advertising on the backs of their robes, but Ms. McLeglock is contractually required to appear nude everywhere she goes and therefore has no robe...

Lefty solved the dilemma by having a "W" tattooed on each of her butt cheeks...The arena announcer introduces her as, "Mazola McLeglock sponsored by Harry Butts Plumbing Company"...After the introduction, she takes a deep bow at which time the tattoos combine with her anatomy to spell out "WOW," reminding viewers of the sponsor's slogan, "Wow, it's Harry Butts"...

We join Lefty in cheering on Mazola in her quest for the top prize in the oil wrestling profession, the coveted Pennzoil Cup...

Update: As we remember, Lefty is among the most frugal and thrifty of us all, and has proven it once again...After watching Mazola in her nude pre-match warmup routine, Lefty asked her to do a handstand against the wall with her back towards him...She then spread her legs as Lefty hung a sign between her feet reading, "Happy Mother's Day"...

Upside down her tattooed derriere now reads "MOM," and after snapping a quick Polaroid of the moment, Lefty has a card to send his Mom without spending a penny...

Shown below are Mazola's new tattoos, followed by her sponsor's corporate logo...


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