A bath house towel boy, who has the image of an erect penis tattooed on his belly, frightened a group of bush trimmers so badly the Hobby Airport Fast Action Response Team (FART) had to be called in to access the threat level...A FART spokesman told reporters, "Normally when we get a call in this neighborhood, it's for an air quality alert caused by the toxic diet of a retired ex-CIA pilot who lives here...This time a towel boy in the bath house next door caused the commotion"...
The bush trimming crew had been called to the lesbian dormitory of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium to trim the bushes of their Olympic nude pole vaulting team prior to their workout with pole carrier, Lefty...They panicked when they noticed the team's symbol tattooed on Lefty's belly and dialed 9-1-1...
After an inspection of the premises showed all poofters were of the correct gender and species, the crew was allowed to resume their assigned duties...
In the undated file photo below, Lefty models the first "pecker tattoo" he ordered which was not quite what he had in mind...He stated he no longer gets tattoos during his afternoon nap time...
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