Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory has confirmed the discovery of a frozen "poofter world" in our own solar system...As Dr. Lefty explains, "It appears as a pink color, so naturally we know it's inhabited by homos...We've applied for a fat government grant to enable us to study it more closely"...
Dr. Lefty went on to say that although the planet appears to be frozen, there are certain points where steam can be seen exiting the surface...Said Dr. Lefty, "We believe this indicates bath house activity, further strengthening the "poofter world" theory"...
Astronaut and part-time men's room attendant, RHM, is in training to ride a probe into space to investigate the celestial phenomenon...RHM has already prepared a basket of towels to be presented to the planet's leaders if poofter life is discovered there...He also says he will carry a tip jar to finance the return trip...
Shown below is an artist's conception of what the alien bath house might look like...
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