President Obama announced today that gay pornstar Arnold Swollenpecker and sissyweight prizefighter RHM have signed on in the war against violent hot tub behavior in the bath houses of America...The two will join Mr. Obama at the presidential retreat this weekend for a planning session and a probable threesome...
In the meantime, RHM's publicist Lefty, and his girlfriend, professional nude oil wrestler Mazola McLeglock, will accompany the first lady on a tour of lesbian gymnasiums, yoga classrooms and BDSM parlors as part of a congressional fact-finding tour...
Shown below, Mr. Obama has enlisted the help of former President Clinton as hot tub activity coordinator...
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