Crime reporter Dan files this story "Officers seek man who sucked woman's toes at Wal-Mart ... The victim said she gave the perp just thirty minutes to stop, but he kept going anyway. However, usual suspect Lefty says toes may be the only part of a woman he won't suck"
Update: WalMart had just signed the Pooferton Detective Agency to a security contract and Inspector RHM was nearby in the men's room doing handwriting analysis on a graffiti case...He expects a speedy conclusion to the case as he looks for clues in ladies undergarments...
A police sketch artist submitted the drawing below since it's the only view the victim had...
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